Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Edward Lear.



I didn't have too many books read to me when I was a little kid but I do remember Dad on occasion gleefully reading to me from one of two books usually. Kipling's Just So Stories and the very mad and wonderful Complete Book of Nonsense by Edward Lear.
So to try to cheer you up this time I have endeavoured to write a limerick in the style of the great man himself thus:

THERE ONCE LIVED A LAD NAMED AKTIVO
IN A SEMI DETACHED RED GAZEBO
AND TO CURE ALL HIS ILLS
HE TOOK THOUSANDS OF PILLS
BUT ALAS, THEY WERE ONLY PLACEBOS!

I have recently been interestingly criticised by a mysterious person who goes by this name and have virtually been awarded a white feather by himself!
My memory of white feathers comes from Mum's stories about her days in the factories of Birmingham during WW2 when at one point she was in trouble for being a communist sympathiser and unionist. There were few men working on the shop floor in those days as most were away at war either killing or being killed. Amongst the ones who were left were the conscientious objectors or pacifists. Whether they deserved it or not is up to one's personal opinion but they were labelled as cowards and the women frequently left white feathers for them and generally ostracised them.
These days you'd be sure things had changed wouldn't you.

OXFORD ENGLISH DICTIONARY
Passive-from the past tense passivus of the Latin verb pati meaning 'suffered'
Pacifist- 'a person who believes that war and violence are never justified'



I THOUGHT THE BEST WAY TO REPLY TO THIS MAN activo WAS LIKE THIS. SBX

Most of the people of Egypt want what we all want, a free and equal democracy and justice for their people".

Would they have got it with out engaging in civil disobedience?

STEVE : Who knows? What about the 350 or so families grieving for their sons and daughters, wives and husbands ,fathers and mothers, would they do it all over again? And they still haven't got 'it' yet.

Would it have been ok to let Adolf have his way rather than fight him in a war? Would you not have supported the Suffragettes or the Tolpuddle Martyrs? Were the miners wrong to resist Thatchers attempts to smash the unions?

STEVE : 3 different questions there. I live with a German woman and have no doubt that all of Europe was tainted by Adolf’s evil. But millions dead? Could there have been a less painful way?
Of course I would have supported the Suffrage and Martyrs but non - violently. I’d have chained up to Buck House railings like a shot!
Not wrong to protect themselves and their families from poverty but unable to see what was the beginning of the end of the industry perhaps.

The only reason Mandella was detained for so long was because he refused the demand to give up arms. I think he still managed to bring change and a better life for his people. Isn't he an icon of great and meaningful change?

STEVE : One of the greatest.

I still wear my old EBB shirt with the historic protest date lines on the back with great pride. I remember you wore one onstage. What has happened to all that Steve? Was that Edgar's stuff? I wonder where Arthur stands on this?

STEVE : Still wear mine too, got lots of them. Yes Edgar designed that T shirt
but not the CND sign which I also support. Why do you wonder where Arthur stands?

I've admired you all for many years but am so sad to see your writing decrying peaceful protest in the UK like some Tory Red Top rag. If you had been in Parliament Sq with us you would have seen just like in Egypt, it was the Government's thugs who provoked the violence. Yes there will always be an element of trouble makers but that cannot justify the inaction you promote and given your past it seems sad you have opted out or retired from the fray.

STEVE : I did not write decrying peaceful protest but specifically the violence attached and contained within. When the Chinese recently completed the railway into Tibet to encourage trade with Tibetans the DL was interviewed and when asked what he thought of the inevitable Westernisation of Tibetans he said that if that was the will of the people, if that was what they wanted then it was right for them to have it. He absolutely denounced any violent protests. As for the troublemakers, weed ‘em out. If you regularly attend these rallies you know who they are.

The Egyptians, who were mostly peaceful until Mubaraks thugs arrived, have WON the right to have free and fair, democratic elections. Should they not have bothered in case it is a difficult road? Would you not have marched with/ for them?

STEVE : What do you mean by difficult road? I guess you mean dodging a few stones and nasty policemen, as long as its all for the cause eh Aktivo.

Can you quote some of the "many a political activist down the years including Martin Luther King" who paraphrased your words ‘learn nothing,see nothing,change nothing.’? Get real?

STEVE : Why don’t you look them up yourself?

Regarding demos and protest you are certainly not too old. You could still support the fight against cuts in many ways or even march with us.

STEVE : Who said anything about being too old? I love your interpretation although it’s very patronising

Like you, David Bowie told a journalist he had done his political bit, years before. Perhaps you don't think you will be affected by this Condem vandalism. Perhaps you voted for them and are happy with the outcome. How would we know Steve?

STEVE : I've never said that I’d done my political bit and I’ve been suffering political vandalism all my live from all colours of the house. As far as who I voted for well, you should know better. My,my what an angry man you seem Stephen!


Are you totally non violent? Have you never lashed out verbally or physically to get your own way or because you are in pain? Do you not accept that much of what the world has that is good, was fought for?

STEVE : Lashed out? Verbally yes, physically not that I can remember, no. You obviously have thoogh from the wording of the question.


Of course if you are a total pacifist then respect and credit to you. Some thing tells me you would fight when you decided you would though. Am I wrong?

STEVE : Yes! Or at least the point that I would resort to violence resides in me at a much higher threshold than you. You know, family in danger, daughter being raped, that sort of thing.

Contextually your use of words Blind and Deaf would be seen by many today as offensive. Not all linguistic progress is pointless. In the end it is how Deaf and Blind people would feel about it, isn't it?
This was respectfully pointed out to you but you sneered it away with a "Duh". How about too white to care or too male to adapt?

STEVE : Too white to care, too male to adapt? I like that but it doesn’t scan that well. My deaf friends are not as sensitive as all that, especially Deaf Dave, his name for himself. And again, you know the context in which it was used.

Your struggles, as part of the EBB, were magnificent but why stop. Have your ideals changed? We march for those who cannot as well as for ourselves. No one I know who is involved in the protests is advocating violence come and see for yourself.

I don't want to be told, especially by, Steve Broughton of the EBB, that there is no point to political struggle. Who'd have thought it possible?

STEVE : Again, please stop reinterpreting what I actually said.

Still one Broughton with us is a lot better than none.

STEVE : Absolutely, worth tens of you! !

Aktivo not Activo lol( my given name is Stephen)
3:36 PM

34 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Lashed out?
Verbally yes, physically not that I can remember, no".

Steve only answers the questions he wants to or is able to give a smart or sarcastic answer to. He is emphatic about every thing except the last part of his answer above.

2:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

THERE ONCE WAS A DRUMMER NAMED STEVO
PISSED OFF BY A MAN CALLED AKTIVO
BLOWN OUT BY THE BAND
HE'S A SPITEFUL OLD MAN
AND TO THINK HE ONCE WAS MY HERO

Aktivo

4:48 PM  
Blogger Steve Broughton said...

I've got to admit that's better than mine. Well done mate.

6:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

well said Steve



Mick

9:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There once was a venerable pacifist
who sounded like he wanted to slit his wrist
he wrote it all down
which caused a great frown
on the face of his old friend the activist

They both got on their high horse
as they argued with terrible force
it got really fraught
as they fought and they fought
but verbally only, of course

And when it was all said and done
the blood they had spilt was none
they unclenched their fists
they hugged and they kissed
and it was over before it begun

10:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How embarassing Steve!

10:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hero :
…a priestess of Aphrodite at Sestos on the European shore of the Hellespont, whose lover Leander, a youth of Abydos on the opposite shore, swam the strait nightly to visit her. One stormy night he was drowned and Hero in grief threw herself into the sea…

hero…a person, typically a man, who is admired for their courage, outstanding achievements, or noble qualities…

3:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How strange that the princess not the swimming lover was named Hero !
How we corrupt to suit.



Theo Sore

8:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

there was a young lady from Loughton
who thought it should rhyme with Broughton
she ate lots of sprouts
farted OUT DEMONS OUT
and ended up marrying a moron

6:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There once were some quarrelsome hippies
and on their shoulders they carried big chippies
to Steve's blog they write
and although they don't bite
they're sure as hell still pretty lippy

10:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A community of anarchy and spite
are convinced they alone are right
should anyone eschew
their point of view
they want to take off the gloves and fight

11:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The harmony vanished mysteriously
as they all rant and rave deleriously
it could make one smile
if it wasn't so futile
do they take themselves too seriously?

11:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"there was a young lady from Loughton
who thought it should rhyme with Broughton
she ate lots of sprouts
farted OUT DEMONS OUT
and ended up marrying a moron"

This limerick I stumbled upon
seems to have gone slightly wrong
to write about "sprouts"
what's that all about?
it's pretty clear who is the moron

3:42 PM  
Blogger Steve Broughton said...

More , more !

6:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In this, our fair and free land
you can protest without reprimand
but it's rather mundane
to suffer no pain
so why not try it in Iran?

10:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Revolution is in the air
at the cuts that are so unfair
but they don't bother me
I'm relaxed as can be
'cos I am a millionaire

And if you don't like the tax I pay
here's what it is to you I say
I really don't care
I can go anywhere
I'll take my jet to the Seychelles today

10:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do I set your tempers ablaze?
as my top hat to you all I raise
Come on and rip off
at this upper class toff
Ah eton, those were the days

11:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And finally (for now?)

A few harsh words have I spoke
but I wish only just to provoke
love and contentment
not hurt and resentment
so consider it a friendly poke

11:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yep its the blog of nonsense!!!!!!

5:24 PM  
Blogger edgar broughton said...

This comment has been removed by the author.

7:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

May I apologise for some of the daft things I have posted. These stupid rhymes just wouldn't stop popping into my head but I really should have had a lot more sense than to publish the damn things - I don't know what came over me especially as these are my first posts to this blog. In a poor attempt to make some sort of amends here is a sincere tribute to what I consider to be the greatest band ever to walk the face of the earth. I only wish the inadequacy of these lines could do them justice.

From the depths of the underground
came a band with ferocious sound
with a power so raw
it could crash down the door
of governments and bring them down

A voice howling with screaming attack
and a powerhouse sat at the back
a gem and an ace
playing the bass
conviction they never did lack

For the songs, I'm eternally grateful
some hard, some crazy, some tasteful
and though they are gone
they'll forever live on
in the hearts and the minds of the faithful

10:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Aktivo? Isn't that one of them milky drinks thats supposed to encourage friendly bacteria in the gut and get rid of the sh*t?

6:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's not spelled the same lol and it's not them it's...those milky drinks.
I can live with the analogy my friend. I think it is quite appropriate.

Aktivo

8:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ah Aktivo the English grammer and syntax expert aswel. Man you full of it!

8:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey its GRAMMAR NOT GRAMMER!

9:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yep I new dat dat is y i did it!

9:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

dats cos you is da d..k head?

10:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice people on here! lol!

10:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree. Miles of words and no one addresses the issues. At least Steve has an opinion even if it is a bit odd to my way of thinking. I actually think much of what the reviled Aktivo said makes some sense and he began respectfully at least compared to what followed. Who really knows what any one else here actually thinks?
This is not the place for any mature debate.
Limericks Duuuurgh!

H Simpson

4:02 PM  
Blogger Steve Broughton said...

H.Simpson?????
You're surely kidding!!!

5:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi Steve just popped by to say hellow im Dave just found your site Know were you coming from but im no good putting it into words Sally seemed to sum it up best for me been on your brothers site as well nice to be able to get in touch over the information highway hope you and your family are well my partner is half Austrian so perhaps we can sprechen sie deutch cheers for now Dave

12:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When things go wrong, as they sometimes will,
and the road you travel seems all uphill,
when funds are low & debts are high,
& you want to laugh but can only cry,
when you're feeling like it's time to quit,
shout 'Up Yours, I don't give a shit!'


BigTone

7:10 PM  
Blogger edgar broughton said...

Or ...... march against the cuts, kill the kettle and shout Whoes Streets? Everybody sing OUR STREETS. Out demons Out.

Peace

10:22 PM  
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4:56 AM  

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